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Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"It's worth it to buy the tuxedo even if you only go to two black tie events."

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'Not to worry, Toonka - That's just a penguin you hear - I can tell by the sound of his footsteps.'

"What kind of name is penguin - and do you realize how hot it is here?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Fourth Little Pig

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Stubborn Horse

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Teddy and friends.

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Penguin

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"I'm in disguise."

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."