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'It's not snow, it's pigeons'

'I might look very exotic to you kiddo, but where I come from, I'm rather common...'

"We always get the blame. But we're also the victims."

The Fourth Little Pig

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Stubborn Horse

Laboratory Retriever

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

Say cheese!

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Pigeon Memos

Rabbits picknick

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Bird Messaging

Musical Dog

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

"Get ready."

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Nelson.

"It's not straw - it's rattan."