Pigeon Appreciator Gifts

'It's not snow, it's pigeons'

'I might look very exotic to you kiddo, but where I come from, I'm rather common...'

"We always get the blame. But we're also the victims."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

The Fourth Little Pig

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Stubborn Horse

Laboratory Retriever

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Say cheese!

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'

Pigeon Memos

Rabbits picknick

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

David Attenborough

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Bird Messaging

Carrier Pigeons

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Musical Dog

"Get ready."

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Picnic invasion strategy session

Nelson.