Pigeon Enthusiast Gifts

Pigeon Training School

"How long have you been out of the workforce?"

"What's gray and dumpy and sits on a park bench?"

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

"I've taken up a new hobby, I'm into racing pigeons."

Mail by carrier pigeon

Ex-SAS

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

'Offhand, Mr. Jenkins, I'd say you're pigeon-toed!'

Nelson.

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Second homing pigeon

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

Pigeon Walker

'Extinct' Passenger Pigeons Found in London

Pigeons poo on newly-weds.

'THERE! Satisfied?! Now do you believe i'm Pigeon-toed?!'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"We want you to come out of semi-retirement."

'Not more junk mail!'

I write I'm sorry but my pigeons keep coming back.

Homeless Pigeon.

Birds of Manhattan

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'

'I'm being Pigeon Voled.'

In my experience son, pigeons are fed mostly by children or the elderly...

'Maths is like a pigeon. I like it when it's not over my head.'

"For urgent messages we needed something faster then NHS mail!"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."