Penguin Enthusiast Gifts

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A penguin keeps a globe upside-down.

Of all the penguins, Sigmund was the only one with any sense.

"Wow - she is stunning."

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team Dave.'

'You're unique! Just like everyone else...'

"Why on earth would you spring for color film?"

'For the last time, our son is not backwards. He's just dyslexic.'

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

The Most Confusing Day of the Year For Penguins

Police Line Up: 'This is useless.'

"You've got the damn thing on inside out!"

"Let's pay special attention to today's corporate training topic: 'Diversity in the Workplace'."

'You're right - we don't belong here.'

'National Geographic is on their way. Everyone out of the jacuzzi.'

'Hang on. Let me check my... why yes! There IS a penguin on my computer! What does that mean?' 'Your computer froze.'

'I really thought name-tags would help in telling us apart...'

'For crying out loud,can't you see? I need more space!'

'Go on,admit it - you're lost aren't you?'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"As for me, I could stand a little global warming."

penguin fishing

"You can talk the talk. Can you waddle the walk?"

"This is Mr Pingo. I' ve called him in today to answer all your questions about climate change and how it will affect our business."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Negative Penguin

Two penguins gesture at each other