Penguin Enthusiast Gifts

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A penguin keeps a globe upside-down.

Of all the penguins, Sigmund was the only one with any sense.

"Wow - she is stunning."

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team Dave.'

"Why on earth would you spring for color film?"

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

"You've got the damn thing on inside out!"

'You're right - we don't belong here.'

'National Geographic is on their way. Everyone out of the jacuzzi.'

'Hang on. Let me check my... why yes! There IS a penguin on my computer! What does that mean?' 'Your computer froze.'

'I really thought name-tags would help in telling us apart...'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

"As for me, I could stand a little global warming."

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'

Negative Penguin

"You can talk the talk. Can you waddle the walk?"

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Two penguins gesture at each other

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

penguin fishing

"This is Mr Pingo. I' ve called him in today to answer all your questions about climate change and how it will affect our business."

"Lack of diversity is definitely an issue."

Biodiversity in the Antarctic

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

"Just look at the Emperors new clothes!"

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

"I take it back: You might look at bit clumsy on land, but boy you're amazingly agile in the water!"

'Why do I always attract the ugly ones'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'