Penguin Admirers Gifts

"How do they tell each other apart?"

'Looks like we're facing a very cold winter!'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Polar bear bowling alley

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Have you seen my dad?"

Ice shelfie.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Teddy and friends.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Penguin

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'