Penguin Admirer Gifts

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

'Since we can't beat global warming, I decided to try to adapt.'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Global warming or not, it's still freezing here...'

'Good heavens, Henderson - they're wearing brown shoes!'

'...the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'

"Sorry, black tie only!"

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

Penguins say to white bird: 'Sorry, formal only.'

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

"You know it drives me crazy when you chew ice."

"I've got my own place now, but I still rely on my parents to regurgitate my meals."

I'm so tired of social distancing

"I just didn't feel like dressing up this morning."

'Psssst! I think you have your outfit on backwards.'

'They say it's unsinkable.'

When the water became colder, little Jason remembered his mothers' words: 'Don't swim out too far!'

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

'What's also amazing is that their policies are almost identical...'

'Now, take all the time you need.'

Sweating The Penguin

'Isn't it great?!'

'Okay, the marshmallows will be frozen in a minute!' - 'Man, I really love Bar-B-Q's!'

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

Ravens at Tower of London

PPPPick pocketing a penguin

Santa playing golf.

Fear of Flying Workshops

"This place used to be exclusive."

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

Penguin travels carrying a snowflake.