Penguin Admirer Gifts

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

'Since we can't beat global warming, I decided to try to adapt.'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Global warming or not, it's still freezing here...'

"Sorry, black tie only!"

'...the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'

'Good heavens, Henderson - they're wearing brown shoes!'

Penguins say to white bird: 'Sorry, formal only.'

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

"I just didn't feel like dressing up this morning."

Ravens at Tower of London

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

"This place used to be exclusive."

'Psssst! I think you have your outfit on backwards.'

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

'They say it's unsinkable.'

When the water became colder, little Jason remembered his mothers' words: 'Don't swim out too far!'

'What's also amazing is that their policies are almost identical...'

'Okay, the marshmallows will be frozen in a minute!' - 'Man, I really love Bar-B-Q's!'

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

Sweating The Penguin

'Isn't it great?!'

PPPPick pocketing a penguin

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

I'm so tired of social distancing

"I've got my own place now, but I still rely on my parents to regurgitate my meals."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'Now, take all the time you need.'

"You know it drives me crazy when you chew ice."

Santa playing golf.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Fear of Flying Workshops