Penguin Aficionados Gifts

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'Don't anthropomorphize.'

'Well, you lost the coin toss. Here's the razor. You're going skins, buddy.'

"I just love these casual fridays."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Polar bear bowling alley

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

Ice shelfie.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"Have you seen my dad?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Penguin

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Teddy and friends.