Penguin Enthusiasts Gifts

Penguin giving birth

'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'

"No! - We all agreed that FRIDAY would be Dress-Down Day."

"You've got what we chiropodosts call 'Happy Feet'."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I have matches guys, now we just need to find some wood to get a nice fire going...'

'Wait a minute! I thought you guys couldn't fly!'

Casual day in Antarctica.

Penguin Diving From Whale's Spout

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

"Don't let anyone call you a flightless bird. We're birds who choose to waddle."

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

'The winters are nothing like the old days!'

'I don't care - we're not seating them.'

'I never saw a guy like him!'

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

"Oh, bugger!"

'Boy, you gained some weight. You can barely fit in that thing anymore.'

Penguin wearing Slippers

'Brown shoes, really Henry.'

No, there is no hot lunch menu.

You're Bob? S orry, you researchers all look alike to me.

Food thoughts

Auction.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Polar bear bowling alley

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over