Penguin Fanatic Gifts

UFO

I should have known there was a catch when they asked for a volunteer to go South!

Penguin Dating Sites: "Rats. These guys all look alike..."

Penguins applying sun tan lotion.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Ice shelfie.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Laughing Zone Ahead

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Epic Battles

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Penguin

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"