Penguin Fanatic Gifts

UFO

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

I should have known there was a catch when they asked for a volunteer to go South!

Penguin Dating Sites: "Rats. These guys all look alike..."

Penguins applying sun tan lotion.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Polar bear bowling alley

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

Epic Battles

"Have you seen my dad?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Ice shelfie.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

Laughing Zone Ahead