Penguin Lover Gifts

Lost penguins reading map in desert.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I'm flying! I'm flying!" Moments later, Pongo would awaken to the painful truth.

'Casual Acquaintance' (formal and informal penguins).

'Explain to me again how installing solar lights will solve the lack of winter sunshine in the Antarctic?'

"I think we're underdressed."

Penguins surfing

Flight Simulator / a Penguin using a flight simulator to experience flying.

'Despite appreances, there is a gray area...'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Penguins on a naturist beach.

The world's greatest salesman.

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'He was shown for 15 seconds on that National Geographic TV coverage last month...'

"Personally, I don't see the big deal about the ice-bucket challenge."

"I don't remember you but your face is familiar!"

'I hear the U.K is very nice at this time of year.'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'If there's one thing I find really boring , it's synchronized penquin swimming'.

Pride Month

Rats! Frozen again!

'Excuse me sir, I've just been informed that you are on the 'No Fly' list.'

Ice cube selling penguin out of business.

Penguin suit fitting.

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'Rob's flying lessons seem to be paying off.'

"Chicken pox?"

"Bob, don't take it personally, but Paul will be doing your job from now on. At the end of the day we're all interchangeable anyway."

"It's not my fault I've failed the maths test Mum: The ink froze in my pen..."

"Come in guys....the water is so warm."

"Are you cold dear?"

'The tie tattoo is how I tell them apart.'

"I really like that guy. He's so down-to-earth."

"Let's switch name tags and see if anyone notices."

"It's like they say - location, location, location."