Penguin Lover Gifts

'You'll never guess what I got you.'

Lost penguins reading map in desert.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I'm flying! I'm flying!" Moments later, Pongo would awaken to the painful truth.

'Casual Acquaintance' (formal and informal penguins).

'Explain to me again how installing solar lights will solve the lack of winter sunshine in the Antarctic?'

"I think we're underdressed."

Flight Simulator / a Penguin using a flight simulator to experience flying.

Penguins surfing

'Despite appreances, there is a gray area...'

Rats! Frozen again!

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Penguins on a naturist beach.

'How come the emperor has no clothes?'

The world's greatest salesman.

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'He was shown for 15 seconds on that National Geographic TV coverage last month...'

Father's Day in the penguin world.

"Personally, I don't see the big deal about the ice-bucket challenge."

"I don't remember you but your face is familiar!"

'I hear the U.K is very nice at this time of year.'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'If there's one thing I find really boring , it's synchronized penquin swimming'.

"I am my own penguin"

Pride Month

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

"Chicken pox?"

"He's been unbearable since he learned to jump!"

"Well it looks like somebody has the Christmas spirit."

"Gosh! Is it mating season already?"

Penguin suit fitting.

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'Rob's flying lessons seem to be paying off.'

Ice cube selling penguin out of business.

'Excuse me sir, I've just been informed that you are on the 'No Fly' list.'