Pigeon Lover Gifts

"The outfit is just for show, I mostly just text."

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

"Is that gluten free?"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"You have two unread messages."

"I'm extremely conflicted here."

"Ryan insisted he hadn't put on weight during the lockdown.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Victors

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Head over Hooves

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Hamlet

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Penguin

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."