Pigeon Lover Prints

"The outfit is just for show, I mostly just text."

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

"Is that gluten free?"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"You have two unread messages."

"I'm extremely conflicted here."

"Ryan insisted he hadn't put on weight during the lockdown.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Head over Hooves

Polar bear bowling alley

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Hamlet

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Penguin