Pig Lover Gifts

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'I'm afraid your house insurance didn't cover a wolf blowing it down.'

Jurassic Pork

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'How long have you had this death wish?'

2019 Chinese New Year of the Pig

'This lap stuff is great. Rub me behind the ears.'

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Frankenhog.

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Talk about dumb luck! You've just won a lifetime all-you-can-eat ticket to the Big Bottom Bar-B-Que!'

Hogs at the old mcdonald farm.

This piggy has federal subsidies. This little piggy has none. So this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way to the poor house.

"Just what I was hoping for - another hearty, farm-fresh, country breakfast."

Head over Hooves

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

"OK, I understand the concept our eating the farmer's leftovers, but the leftovers of what?"

Hamlet

"The Snout? What For? We've got everything we want right here."

This little pig went to market, ironically trading pork belly futures.

Made in China: African swine fever

"Messy Christmas, Dave."

Hamlet

'You would have to wallow in the baked beans.'

'It's known as slop envy, Mr. Johnson.'

'You never knew your father- he went to market.'

Sewee-Cide.

Piggy bank.

I'm amazed how quickly I returned to my normal shape after the birth.

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

Trump's Campaign for the White House

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"