Pig Enthusiasts Gifts

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

'Really? I've never met a banker before.'

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

'I stink, therefore I HAM'.

"It's just swill Doris, just swill..."

'Ahhh...'

Head over Hooves

'Jurassic Pork.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Hamlet

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Pig's Human Bank

Happy Hog - Manet

'Jurassic Pork.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"Is the slop fresh?"

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."