Pig Enthusiast Gifts

The Museum of Swine Art.

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Granted, we don't have quality, but we do have quantity!'

"Hey—nice place!"

'Sorry, I just assumed you didn't have a nonfarm payroll job.'

The Pig world's version of a Crematorium using an open-fire Spit to Cremate.

'Who showed the pigs this obesity epidemic report?'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"..and remember, If one of us gets nicked, no squealing!"

Dedication to excellence....

Pig Reading Sty Magazine.

"Of course I'm going to eat it all. I'm a pig, aren't I?"

Pig returns from hospital.

'I sure apprecieate your advice, Doc, even when you are wong.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Streakie bacon

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

'You must be Olivia.'

'Again Carl? Really?? Just once this little piggy'd like to have lasagne.'

Eating this way really fits my busy lifestyle...one-stop slopping!

"One more word out of you, young man, and it'll be no stale lettuce for your dessert tonight."

'Okay, you try not stepping in it.'

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

Piggy Bank

"And I dreamed I was flying over fields and fields of happy farmers"

'I fear Pig Latin is a dead language.'

'Bazza looks to have pulled a hammy.'

'All your money or the pig sneezes!'

"Frankly, I find your questions insulting and obviously come from a privileged colonial mindset. If you must know, I self-identify as a pig, and this is my pigloo."

"...then my date shows up early and I'm still covered in mud. So embarrassing."

"He's a chip off the old block."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"It's nothing serious, he just pulled a hamstring."

The food is not bad, but the final plating of the soup should be improved!

"I just love the way you rattle when you walk."