Pig Lovers Gifts

'On your mark, get set...'

'This new experimental feed sure works wonders,Dad.'

A pig in a Tattoo parlour getting a 'coin slot' tattoo.

'Ahhh...'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Head over Hooves

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Hamlet

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Happy Hog - Manet

Pig's Human Bank

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'Jurassic Pork.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."