Pig Lovers Gifts

'On your mark, get set...'

'This new experimental feed sure works wonders,Dad.'

A pig in a Tattoo parlour getting a 'coin slot' tattoo.

'Ahhh...'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Head over Hooves

'Jurassic Pork.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Hamlet

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"I speak Latin, you know."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Jurassic Pork.'

Pig's Human Bank

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

How Art Works.

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."