Gourmet Pig Lover Gifts

'Hey! Check out these specials!'

'Ahhh...'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Head over Hooves

'Jurassic Pork.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Hamlet

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"I speak Latin, you know."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Pig's Human Bank

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'YAY! PATE!'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'