Pig Roast Lover Gifts

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Ahhh...'

Head over Hooves

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Hamlet

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Pig's Human Bank

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Happy Hog - Manet

'Jurassic Pork.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Sewee-Cide.

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

How Art Works.