Pig Roast Lover Pillows

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Ahhh...'

Head over Hooves

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

Hamlet

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Jurassic Pork.'

Pig's Human Bank

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Sewee-Cide.

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

How Art Works.

Swine flu

"Is the slop fresh?"

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."