Gourmet Pig Enthusiast Gifts

'You know what would go really well right now? A light sorbet to cleanse the palate.'

'Is it slop yet?'

'Ahhh...'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Head over Hooves

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

Jurassic Pork

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Hamlet

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Pig's Human Bank

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

How Art Works.

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"Is the slop fresh?"