Guide Pig Enthusiast Gifts

The shock of regaining his eyesight causes Todd to accidentally strangle his pig.

'Ahhh...'

Head over Hooves

'There's nothing on.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Hamlet

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Jurassic Pork.'

Pig's Human Bank

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

What it takes to be a leader.

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

"Is the slop fresh?"

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

How Art Works.