Guinea Pig Enthusiast Gifts

'Your honor - I own the patent to the entire guinea pig.' 'And I own the patent to the guinea pig's genes.'

Boy threatens to put his guinea pig on his sister's neck

'Guess who made it through the winter?'

'Between you and me, I'm fed up being a guinea pig.'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Having been banned from playing with toy guns, Billy improvises.

The little-known guinea pig gauchos of the western Andes.

'Ahhh...'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Polar bear bowling alley

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Have you seen my dad?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"