Guinea Pig Appreciator Gifts

'Guinea pig - without whose help...'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Jurassic Pork.'

Stubborn Horse

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Teddy and friends.

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics.

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

Squeal like a pig!

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"Unplug and chill out."

Penguin identity parade

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.