Piglet Appreciator Gifts

The Fourth Little Pig

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Jurassic Pork.'

Stubborn Horse

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Laboratory Retriever

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Say cheese!

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

David Attenborough

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Squeal like a pig!

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

Ham-Dram

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Rabbits picknick

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Jurassic Pork!

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

"Get ready."

'That's not funny, Fred.'

Musical Dog

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"It's not straw - it's rattan."