Piglet Enthusiast Gifts

Three Little Pigs and the Karate Wolf.

'Ahhh...'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Fourth Little Pig

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Head over Hooves

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Hamlet

Dedication to excellence....

Penguin

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'