Piglet Fan Gifts

'Why am I always the piggy who crys, 'we-we-we' all the way home?'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Fourth Little Pig

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

The Polygon family at home

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

Some Zoomies