Pigeon Fan Gifts

"Well, that's a first."

"Relax. We're all pigeon-toed."

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'It's just so easy when the targets are floodlit.'

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Next in Lion

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Dogs and Chickens

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

Pigeon Memos

Will Kill For Food

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).