Pigeon Fan Gifts

"Well, that's a first."

"Relax. We're all pigeon-toed."

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'It's just so easy when the targets are floodlit.'

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Ice shelfie.

Next in Lion

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Dogs and Chickens

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Will Kill For Food

Pigeon Memos

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"