Homing Pigeon Fan Gifts

Second homing pigeon

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'Hold it! Hold it!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Dogs and Chickens

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

Carrier Pigeons

"Why have you come over here?"

A Migrating Chicken