Homing Pigeon Fan Mugs

Second homing pigeon

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Hold it! Hold it!'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Dogs and Chickens

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

A Migrating Chicken

"Why have you come over here?"

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'