Pigeon Fans Mugs

Magical thinking in pigeons

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Pigeon Memos

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

Bird Messaging

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'