Pigeon Enthusiasts Mugs

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"These aren't just your ordinary town square pigeons, that's low gi gluten-free bread. . ."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Polar bear bowling alley

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Penguin

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Penguin Remote

The life of penguins.

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."