Pigeon Enthusiasts Mugs

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"These aren't just your ordinary town square pigeons, that's low gi gluten-free bread. . ."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Penguin

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"I'm in disguise."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."

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