Pigeon Aficionados Mugs

Man feeding 10 pigeons and a unicorned pegasus.

You've got mail.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Global Warming.

'It's a chicken.'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"I just love these casual fridays."

Pun-Guins

Pigeon Memos

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

Nelson.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

Dreams of different species.

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.