Pigeon Aficionados Pillows

Man feeding 10 pigeons and a unicorned pegasus.

You've got mail.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Have you seen my dad?"

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Global Warming.

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'It's a chicken.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

"I just love these casual fridays."

Pun-Guins

Pigeon Memos

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Bird Messaging

Carrier Pigeons

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Nelson.

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

Dreams of different species.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

'Not more junk mail!'