Pigeon Racing Fan Pillows

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Formula One car origami

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Pigeon Memos

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."