Penguin Fan Pillows

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Social Networking - Outsider.

"Yes,we're twins-but not identical!"

"Of course some creatures have proved more able to adapt to changing climate conditions than others."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

penguins playing golf

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Penguins on a desert tour.

'I don't think I've seen your brother, what does he look like?'

'That's climate change for you!'

"I think it's called a puddle."

Ice shelfie.

'Honey, I can't go out tonight! The last party was too embarrassing - Shirley wore exactly the same as I did!'

Antarctica is experiencing a heatwave.

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"These thermal boots which the scientist left behind are great. Finally my feet are warm."

Penguins at the Watering Hole.

The penguin suit.

'Hey, I just don't want to get sued by some smart alec!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Tuxedo company.

Penguins playing golf on a whale.

The PENguin... is mightier with the sword

"Have you forgotten? Friday is casual day."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"Look! The first penguin of Spring!"

'Oh you've flown South alright! It's just that you went a bit too far...'

Immediately after the babies are born, the adults begin the cycle all over again.

Flight envy.

A man walks past his bird bath in the winter; a penguin sitting on it looks at him.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"This would be a lot easier if we all didn't look alike"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."