Penguin Aficionado Pillows

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

Global Warming.

"I just love these casual fridays."

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Do you think I need a beak lift?'

"I just got damn well fed up with being formal all the time."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'Jonesy wanted me to spread the word, he's started a tunnel.'

"Apparently, not everyone dislikes the cold weather we're having."

Kids and Boomers

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Pun-Guins

"...and doughnuts?!"

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

'Admit it - you bought it for an excuse to save on heating!'

"You shouldn't have."

Follow Your Dreams

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'