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'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

Global Warming.

"I just love these casual fridays."

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Do you think I need a beak lift?'

"I just got damn well fed up with being formal all the time."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'Jonesy wanted me to spread the word, he's started a tunnel.'

"Apparently, not everyone dislikes the cold weather we're having."

Kids and Boomers

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Have you seen my dad?"

Pun-Guins

"...and doughnuts?!"

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

'Admit it - you bought it for an excuse to save on heating!'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"Uniforms"? Wouldn't that be gilding the lily?

"You shouldn't have."

Follow Your Dreams

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Polar bear bowling alley

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."