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'Who owns the Antarctic? I want to sue that guy because there's no 'CAUTION SLIPPERY' sign!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Polar bear bowling alley

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Ice shelfie.

"Have you seen my dad?"

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Penguin

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Teddy and friends.