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'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

"Ever feel all dressed up and no place to go?"

Penguin in a swimming costume.

I'm merry Christmissing you.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Ice shelfie.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Penguin

Teddy and friends.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'