Penguin Lovers T-Shirts

I'd like to register a formal complaint.

"THis one is certainly not well-suited to its environment."

No caption. (Yard in front of igloos is decorated with plastic penguins.)

I hate going to the doctor.

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

'Reindeer poop again... man, when you live on the North Pole, Christmas is the hardest time of the year!'

'A tourist gave them to me and now I'm toasty and war.'

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

'I'm sorry, Sheriff... it was self-defence!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Polar bear bowling alley

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

Ice shelfie.

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.