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Magical thinking in pigeons

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Ice shelfie.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Hold it! Hold it!'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'They call it the people dance.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Pigeon Memos

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Bird Messaging

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

Carrier Pigeons

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."