Pig Fan Pillows

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

'Do you have to slurp while you eat?'

'Ofitspray orfay ethay irstfay arterquay?' Find out who wrote this and fire him.

A planet like ours - "Nope, I'm squeezing as hard as I can, that is one stuck pig."

'I'm really sorry, Bozo, but you're fired. These days, nobody's afraid of you anymore.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Ahhh...'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Wolf Karaoke

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

Ice shelfie.

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Hamlet

Dedication to excellence....

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."