Pigeon Racing Pillows

Pigeon Training School

'Couldn't you just send out an Email?' (a messenger pigeon complaining)

"I've taken up a new hobby, I'm into racing pigeons."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

New York Scatological Society

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Pigeon Memos

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Carrier Pigeons

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Nelson.

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Dreams of different species.

Are you sure, 'send-to-all' is a good idea, Majesty?"

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

'Not more junk mail!'

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

Second homing pigeon

"You have two unread messages."

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'