Pigeon Racer Pillows

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Pigeon Memos

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Nelson.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'Not more junk mail!'

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Are you sure, 'send-to-all' is a good idea, Majesty?"

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

Dreams of different species.

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'

Second homing pigeon

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

"You have two unread messages."

A 'Sea Change' meant Max's wife could grow veggies, his kids ride ponies, and he, finally have a man shed!!

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

Mail by carrier pigeon