Pigeon Racer Pillows

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Pigeon Memos

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Carrier Pigeons

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Nelson.

'Not more junk mail!'

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

Are you sure, 'send-to-all' is a good idea, Majesty?"

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Dreams of different species.

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

A 'Sea Change' meant Max's wife could grow veggies, his kids ride ponies, and he, finally have a man shed!!

"You have two unread messages."

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

Second homing pigeon