Racing Pigeons Pillows

"I told you not to buy a flock of homing pigeons from someone in Vermont."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Pigeon Memos

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

Carrier Pigeons

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

Nelson.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

'Not more junk mail!'

Are you sure, 'send-to-all' is a good idea, Majesty?"

Only horse I know that likes to start out of the crouch. 6 3.

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

Pigeon Master

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

Second homing pigeon

You've got mail.

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

Man feeding 10 pigeons and a unicorned pegasus.

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

Mail by carrier pigeon

"These aren't just your ordinary town square pigeons, that's low gi gluten-free bread. . ."

Pigeons poo on newly-weds.

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Homeless Pigeon.

"I've taken up a new hobby, I'm into racing pigeons."

'Offhand, Mr. Jenkins, I'd say you're pigeon-toed!'

UpperLower Class Pastimes