Pigeons Pillows

'It's just so easy when the targets are floodlit.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

New York Scatological Society

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Pigeon Memos

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Carrier Pigeons

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Nelson.

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

'Not more junk mail!'

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

Dreams of different species.

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

"You have two unread messages."

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'

You've got mail.

Second homing pigeon

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

Man feeding 10 pigeons and a unicorned pegasus.

'It won't do you any good, I just don't have any more peanuts.'

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