Pigeons Mugs

'It's just so easy when the targets are floodlit.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

New York Scatological Society

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Pigeon Memos

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Nelson.

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'Not more junk mail!'

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

Dreams of different species.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

You've got mail.

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

Second homing pigeon

Man feeding 10 pigeons and a unicorned pegasus.

"You have two unread messages."

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'

Mail by carrier pigeon

'It won't do you any good, I just don't have any more peanuts.'

"But this one's an Italian pigeon! 
We don't have them like this back home."