Racing Pigeons Gifts

"I told you not to buy a flock of homing pigeons from someone in Vermont."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Pigeon Memos

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Nelson.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

'Not more junk mail!'

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

Are you sure, 'send-to-all' is a good idea, Majesty?"

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

Pigeon Master

Man feeding 10 pigeons and a unicorned pegasus.

You've got mail.

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

Second homing pigeon

Mail by carrier pigeon

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

Homeless Pigeon.

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Pigeons poo on newly-weds.

"These aren't just your ordinary town square pigeons, that's low gi gluten-free bread. . ."

'Offhand, Mr. Jenkins, I'd say you're pigeon-toed!'

UpperLower Class Pastimes

"I've taken up a new hobby, I'm into racing pigeons."

Pigeon Walker