Racing Pigeon Enthusiast Gifts

'Couldn't you just send out an Email?' (a messenger pigeon complaining)

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

New York Scatological Society

F1 - Quit Smoking.

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"On your mark! Get set!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Grim reaper ambulance

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Pigeon Memos

Cars at the drive in.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Nelson.

Dreams of different species.

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

Sore Loser

What have I told you about trying to live in the fast lane at your age?

'Not more junk mail!'

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

Bahrain F1

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

'I hate bird watching in the city.'