Racing Pigeon Enthusiast Gifts

'Couldn't you just send out an Email?' (a messenger pigeon complaining)

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

New York Scatological Society

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Grim reaper ambulance

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Pigeon Memos

"On your mark! Get set!"

Cars at the drive in.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

Carrier Pigeons

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Nelson.

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Dreams of different species.

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Sore Loser

'Not more junk mail!'

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

Bahrain F1

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived